Dear John Favreau (Director of the Iron Man Movie)...

The r-tards at "Flash Gordon" have stolen one Asian role model away from us already by replacing Ming the Merciless with some douche bag white guy. Please do not take the Mandarin away from us too and replace him with some other white guy. The Asian youth of this world need someone other than Jet Li , Jackie Chan or Short Round to look up to (especially after the debacles that were "War" and "Rush Hour 3"). Help us, John Favreau. You can save my people from extinction and assimilation! You're our only hope!

(And may I suggest Watanabe Ken? Although he's not Chinese, he can pass.)