MW2: Brand New Trailer!!

So yeah sorry, I've been consumed with and by Aion. *purr*

But there is ONE THING that can break me out of my stupor.

You Play Like A Girl

I was playing a little COD4 the other day on Vacant when all a sudden some heated bitching about a noobtuber scrolls up on my screen:

"You fuckin' noobtubing pussy."

To those familiar with FPSes, pillow talk like that is pretty normal and actually, pretty tame faire, especially for the COD4 crowd. But for those of you who prefer MMOs and aren't familiar with FPS terminology, a noobtube is usually an over powered but easily accessible weapon that takes little to no skill to use (for example, a rocket launcher or grenade launcher with sexy splash damage that you kinda' sorta' mabbe' aim in a general direction and rack up kills with.)

I don't think much about it, since I've heard much better and much more original insults with that one, usually involving someone's mother, a donkey and some cheese.

"You can't aim so you gotta' fuckin' use the noobtube, you fuckin' noob?"

I check the score. The noobtuber's only rank 14/55. He probably hasn't been playing very long, and when you start, you pretty much got the noobtube and nothing else perk wise.

I continue playing, hear some more bitching and drop an Airstrike on B since lots of idiots like to hide there in them weeds. Score! Here comes my Chopper.

And then, something that catches my attention.

"You play like a fuckin' girl."

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

I check the leader boards.

I'm second. Where are they? Ohhh, both somewhere on the bottom on a 32 man server.

And oddly enough, I get ticked. Ticked enough to speak out.

At the end of the game I type, "You just lost to a "shitty" girl, moron."

(I know I know, not the wittiest come back, but you don't have a lot of time to type between rounds!)

* * *

Some believe that women gamers simply don't exist, a myth like the mighty Chupacabra. But in truth, WE ARE OUT THERE--we're simply stealthy and elusive. Like a Ninja (or should I say Kunoichi), or better yet, the magnificent Jackalope.

You see, the majority of competent female players tend to keep quiet, going about our business whether it be topping the DPS charts, dropping air strikes on vital choke points or "melting your face" without ramming our gender down your throat. We are "gamers" just like anyone else as opposed to "ZOMGZ TEE HEE grrl gamers," and the few that you do encounter telling people to "LOL Stop shoting, I'm a girl," or "My DPS is low because I'm PMSing ^^" are the vocal minority that give us all a bad name.

We are confident in our skills and don't need to use gender as a crutch, we can get our own Epics, and we aren't just cannon fodder for your AK-74u.

So the next time you're online someone calls you a "girl" think about it.

Is it really THAT bad to play like a winner?

XD

MW2: "Leaked" Co-op & Single Player Game Play

Herky jerky, but still sekasi!

Go go fellow gamer geeks cheering in the audience. (But kinda' sad.)

MW2: New MP Game Play Vid

WOWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOW.

Soooo hot. SO FUCKIN' HOT. I cannot wait for this.

Modern Warfare 2: Game Play Footage!

My friend sent me this and it looks soooo hot.

Original saus:

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/59724

But the sexy is the HD version:

http://www.shackvideo.com/?id=14840

Watch watch watch!

E3 G4TV: Modern Warfare 2 Hands On Vid

Video Game - E3 2009 - E3 2009

I watched this and have to say that November isn't coming around quick enough! Is it can be time to drive over people in snow mobiles?

COD: MW2 Official HD Trailer

Hot hot hot!!

I'm pre-ordering this biznatch!

COD: Modern Warfare 2 Teasers

Curse you NBA Eastern Conference Finals! Don't make me watch you just to find out:



Just the teaser is hot as hell. Come to me snow mobiles!

COD4: New Maps Released Patch 1.6

If you haven't tried it out yet, just a reminder to go ahead and download 1.6.

FilePlanet

It comes with the XBOX maps, but to be honest, some of the player made maps are a lot more detailed and...urr...better?

Anyhoo, gonna' go try it out but damn am I rusty!

COD4: Zombie Mod Officially Released

Sonic sent me a note about this a couple days ago and I totally forgot to post it thanks to that silly little "AOC" beta.

Anyhoo, their official website be below:

http://zombies.totalgamingnetwork.com/

And just some info:

THE MOD IS HERE!

The official Release is Official!

Anyone can now download the mod and upload it to your server and run your own zombie server.

Whats different from this to 82ndID?
You wont be getting the music when there 15% hunters left :( 82ndID only
You wont get the Kill counter i.e. Ultra kill, God like. :( 82ndID only too.
You wont get the special Admin tools that our admins use to burn/switch peoples team.

But we have a nice thing for our true fans :)

We will be Selling Servers with custom features like the Admin tools and constant updates, every time there is an update. you will get it!(more info on the forums)

DOWNLOAD HERE!

Post your Comments here on the forums!

COD4: The New Maps Revealed

I'm was slow on noticing all the descriptions on these (mainly since it'll be a while until/if we ever get them), but for you PS3 and 360 people, check out the maps you'll be paying for. (*snicker*) OR, if you STILL haven't picked the game up and want to play for the console, pick up the Game of the Year ed with a token for the map pack included:

Great news, Charlie Oscar Delta!

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare will soon gain some new battlefields in the form of a Variety Map Pack. The new downloadable maps will be available on Xbox LIVE® Marketplace in early April for 800 MS Points.

The critics are buzzing about Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare's new additions. See what IGN , GameSpot, TeamXbox and GameSpy had to say about the new Variety Map Pack. While you're there, don't miss the first gameplay footage videos of the new maps.

Below is a description of each of the four new maps...Check them out!

Individual DLC Map Descriptions:

Broadcast
Its size and alternating routes make "Broadcast" great for large team games. A large, multi-story television station with plenty of window vantage points creates the perfect setting for floor-to-floor combat. The station is surrounded by extensive outdoor areas consisting of a long parking lot, surrounding buildings with sniping hiding spots and side-rooftop access to the top and bottom floors of the television station.

Creek
A large wide open village in the woods, "Creek" consists of heavy foliage, great for sniper cover: a deep ravine offers an excellent vantage point for ambushes; an underground cave offers an alternate evasion route; and various multi-floor houses populate a patchwork of connected farmland. This extensive open map is great for snipers with plenty of natural coverage consisting of rocks and trees. There are various routes for advancement from both high and low vantage points over and underneath the hillsides. Another great map for large team games.

Chinatown
A modern revision of the classic Call of Duty "Carentan" map, "Chinatown" takes players to the foggy downtown district of a Chinatown. A night time setting, the cityscape is well lit by the full moon and the glow of brightly colored lanterns and neon lights from local businesses. This district offers a variety of open-street and interior settings, perfect for fire fights throughout the connected roads, courtyards, antique shops and markets within it. Great for all game types and players.

Killhouse
"Killhouse" is an enclosed warehouse made of plywood structures, mock-ups and speed-run courses used for training, creating the right mix of obstacles for small team games or free-for-alls with a variety of soft and hard cover points spread throughout the entire ground level

Also arriving soon is the Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Game of the Year Edition, giving gamers the chance to experience the intense cinematic action of the original game while expanding the online experience of 2007's top-selling game by including a free token for the Variety Map Pack. The Game of the Year Edition is scheduled for release at all retailers nationwide on April 3rd.

We have PS3 news as well. In addition to confirming that the Variety Map Pack and Game of the Year Edition are headed to the PS3, we are happy to announce that the New PS3 Patch is Live!

Check out the improvements the new PS3 patch brings below:

• New Kill Cams - Everything that can kill you has a Kill Cam now: grenades, airstrikes, claymores, C4, M203 Rounds, RPGs, anything. Jump online, get owned and check them out. They're awesome, especially Grenades and M203 shots that go across the map and through a window.
  
  
• Improved Sniper Accuracy - The Sniper rifle accuracy has been improved. Your crosshair will be a better representation of where your shot will ultimately land. Try out a sniper class today and up those head shots!
  
  
• Improved ACOG Scope Accuracy - ACOG scopes accuracy on any weapon has been improved. Test it out, throw it on one of your classes and give it a go.
  
  
• Upgraded Spectator Cam - Now when you're a spectator you have the option to follow in 3rd person or 1st person. As well as rotate 360 degrees around the player you're watching. Next time you're dead in Search and Destroy, watch your teammates do stuff you know you could do better!
  

Additional Start Spawn Locations in All Maps - Added a minimum of 9 extra start spawns on each side of all maps

Hey Soldiers, We need your help deciding who the Photoshop Contest winner is. Just for voting you'll receive 1000 points!

COD4: Yellow Fever (Chinatown) Coming to the PC?

This is possibly some good news. That's right. Despite reports earlier on that we PC users should not be expecting to see the new official maps from the COD4 Variety Map Pack, it seems that we'll be seeing them after all, albeit later on.

Better late than nevah!

According to 402's blog:

Right now plans for the PC version are unannounced but we are working to bring PC users the same content in the future, however logistics are being worked out on how to make that happen.

Maria's Bakery, come to me! <3 Big Wong. People who know know what I'm talking about.

I wonder if we'll be required to pay as well?

Another Server Bites the Dust + (Girls w/ Stupid Names)

:(

Goodbye stupid servers filled of people who think they are godly. It's too bad you guys are so full of yourselves that you can't imagine any one person or any clan being better than you. I can only imagine how the conversations go (names have been changed to protect the stupid):

|EcG|Douchebag: We're so 1337!
|EcG|Camper: Yeah! No one will find me camping back at the spawn (because everyone else I play against in TDM non/HC camps too.)
|EcG|Douchebag: Whoa wait, why are people killing us on our own server?
|EcG|Camper: Yeah! I don't have UAV Jammer and I've been sitting here like FOREVA. HOW COULD THEY HAVE SEEN ME!!!????Eleventyone!!??
|EcG|Admin: BANNN THE HAX0RZZZZzzzz!!

Then like half of them alll went to spectator mode to watch people living in reality play/able to shoot a slowly moving targets (hope you learned something). Unable to find any hax going, what else could they do but kick/ban.

*snurf*

Sorry (most) of your guys suck.

On to the next rant!!

If you're going to name yourself SexKitten or GirlwitGun or LadySomething that makes you blatantly a woman, learn to play please. Don't perpetuate the stereotype that we women suck. Practice practice practice and kick some ass. At least try instead of sitting back and spamming the fuckin' chat with:

StupidGirl: Gosh, you guys are so good! XOXOXO
StupidGirl: OMGZ, I'm just a girl!! <3
StupidGirl: Owwwiee! Don't shoot me!

...

Dumb.

It makes my teeth hurt when chicks do shit like that and give the rest of us a bad name. GTFO if you're trying to find a boyfriend in a fuckin' Public Server. (At least go HC.)

COD4: New Zombie Mod Updates

Yay. I'm not sick any moar...and here be some new info about the Zombie Mod from the COD Forums:

The http://cod4zombies.com Call of Duty 4 Zombies mod team has recently released a new beta version and also have some new zombie skins to show off. Check it out below:

CoD4 Zombies Beta3 has been installed on the US and UK 82ndID Zombie servers!

In this new version we have added:
• Ranks system = Build your rank like the normal game
• Added a loud sound to when the round restarts.
• Added more admin tools (for us admins only)
• Renamed Hunters to Survivors

Fixes:
• Invisiblity glitch fixed
• Invinciblity glitch fixed
• Zombie character when hunter fixed
• No weapon when spawning fixed
• Round not restarting when last Survivor leaves or gets kicked

Here are the temporary character skins. Skins by: Jb.Wyatt, render by: Seven.



IP: 64.34.213.105:28960 (US)
IP: 78.129.143.72:28960 (UK)

So if you're interested in trying out this new version of the mod, be sure to connect to one of the IP's listed above. You can also visit their website: http://www.cod4zombies.com for all the latest info.

Looks good! Where by my Zombie machete!?

COD4: More Maps Coming...For Console Onry!?

As if the 1.5 patch wasn't an insult in its 10 meg self, more sad news for us PC folk:

2008-02-04 | Written By: CHARLIE OSCAR DELTA STAFF

Great news, Charlie Oscar Delta! Activision and Infinity Ward report that new global conflicts are planned in the form of downloadable multiplayer maps for the award-winning Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. In development for both Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, the upcoming downloadable content will thrust gamers into a hot zone of added combat across a variety of intense multiplayer locales. "We've demonstrated our commitment to delivering the best multiplayer experience in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare and that continues with our plans for new downloadable content," explains Infinity Ward's Community Manager, Robert Bowling aka Fourzerotwo. "We're excited about the new maps, and the added gameplay variety, and we can't wait to wrap things up and get online with everyone." The new downloadable content is scheduled for release this spring, and will be available on Xbox LIVE and the PlayStation Network. Stay tuned to CharlieOscarDelta.com for more information and updates on Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare!

Sure we get mod tools, but I'd much rather play an official map than a two dump truck map with a river in between and over active kill triggers. *tear* I am interested in mp_village though. That actually looks pretty sexah.

COD4: Stage Fright, Go Away!

Stage fright, go away,
This is my big day.
This is my time to be a star!

That's right. You're looking at =SDF= Minmay for the time being as we work up to rank 55 again (for no reason except to do it of course.)

MP5, I mocked you in the past, but I was so wrong about you. And C4... <3 I definitely did miss my 3x Frag though. There were some points where they would have come in handy.

Some douche kept calling us hackers since there's NO WAY a rank 8 & 9 (my buddy) could possibly take 1 & 2 place. Unfortunately, when that very douche keeps running into my MP5 + Stopping Power, what's a girl to do? But I suppose he would whine getting kilt over and over again by two of the few peeps who don't camp/noob tube/bunny hop/nade spam/dolphin dive. (Spray and Pray? Guilty though.)

On the other hand, I'm glad to see that the new PB update actually caught a bunch of hackers. I had seen 1 or 2 previously over a long stretch, but today it was like POW POW, Aimbot, Wall Hackers, CVAR this and that. Unfortunately, they were only banned for "five minutes"? Hmmm.

Behold: http://www.pbbans.com

And and so we visited the Hooters Modded Map Only Server at:

8.12.23.2:28960

I guess the majority of these modded maps are like terrible sniper only maps where if you venture too close to the water you get kill triggered and everyone laffs at you, so a good time was not had by all. I do enjoy the brief "respawn immunity" we got however on them however, and the Hooters guys ([DD]) run a good server. Thanks for having =SDF=/=HP= for a wittle bit.

And as always, =RIP= Snow Crash 24/7, we do love you always to help warm up our cold fingers.

COD4 Zombies: New Map Added to the Rotation

Per the Coach of the COD Zombies Website!:

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:05 am Post subject:
I'm proud to announce that the newest version and hopefully final version of mp_subway works on our server, downloads + all... We plan to turn the brightness up a bit so you can see farther, its very dark as of now. The map will be set to every fifth map on rotation for a couple of days starting tomorrow morning, then it will resume its normal spot as one out of our 12 maps on rotation. ~Coach

Can't wait to try the new map! Dericious subway map!

p.s This server is also running the mp_subway map according to Grimtooth:

SAE extreme IP: 72.51.60.156

COD4: Surprise Announcements Coming Up?

I'm a sucker for the missions they have on the Charlie Oscar Delta site and noticed that they put the following mission up:

Charlie Oscar Delta!

While this community site will be live and active for the next few months (including more missions, prizes, and maybe even a surprise announcement or two), we are already putting in much thought into what the next Call of Duty gaming community will look like. We want your next community experience to be even bigger and better, so we have some questions for you about what you thought of Charlie Oscar Delta.

Please take a second and let us know what you thought of our community!

What could it be? Did Blizzard buy them out as well? Will I be able to play a Shaman and shoot lightning out of my hooves at dolphin diving, bunny hopping whores!? Or is Infinity Ward dumping the PC for the Mac entirely so we can play with our one, pearl pink mouse button?

Personally, I wouldn't mind seeing some bigger maps show up (like the entire area behind the barn that I think Gaz busted open on Overgrown) and some riding lawnmowers with mounted machine guns to chase people around with. DERICIOUS!

Can't wait to find out!

Damn you COD4

Shipment with 50 people FFA =

But I wanted to try it.

COD4: Zombie Mod Website

Sonic (Seven's brother?) left a comment in my previous post about the COD4 Zombie mod and a website they have dedicated to it, so I just wanted to list it for those interested:

http://cod4zombies.com/

I visited real quick during work and it looks pretty new...you might have to register to see more stuff so I'll try that in a few when I'm done here. XD