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My throat is hella' hoarse from cheering my Pats on today. It was looking scary in the first half though I have to admit, but my Patties pulled through (good job Rodney Harrison for only getting caught once for a personal foul). Now to have a Colts/Pats Championship game (so we can destroy them again.)
Now while I was watching the game though I saw this commercial pop up (for Burger King's Spicy Chicken Sammich):
Perhaps I'm STUPID, but when the opportunity for a good meal presents itself, I'm willing to save up all my precious precious calories for the entire day by forgoing any and all sustenance that might normally be consumed during the course of breakfast and lunch in order to feast like a crazed mother fucker during dinner.
Such was the case yesterday night where I sold my soul and stomach for a massive steak dinner. (Including appetizers, tons of bread and the straw that broke the pig camel's belly...dessert.)
I'm naturally paying for it now, after waking up after a "nightmare" where I was plunged back into high school Chinese class. I think we were all late or something so our teacher decided to test our passion for learning by having us debate shit. For some reason, after topics like the War in the Middle East and the North Korean nuclear program, I got to debate the Jets versus the Patriots.
Well, I blew that shit out of the water with my natural contempt for Eric MANGINA of the J - E - S - T, and ended up tying for most passionate with the guy who debated cupcakes.
And then I woke up and knew I had eaten WAY too much and swore never NEVAH to do that again.
I know it was the goddamn brownie a la mode that pushed me over the limit too. DAMN YOU BROWNIES.
p.s. I love ESPN's "Pardon the Interruption."
I almost had a heart attack yesterday thanks to the Patriots Sunday Night.
How could they do that to me.
If they're gonna fuckin' almost lose at least almost fuckin' lose to a real team. And not the fuckin' Eagles.
Ahhh.
That is all.
It's not really spying if there aren't any NINJAHs.
And I heard Brady's single again. *le rowr*
