WTF!? Mortal Kombat vs the DC Universe

At first, I thought I was tired from eating too much pizza, but apparently, it's real:

Street Fighter 4: Location Test Going on in Japan

Sad face. :(

It's going on this weekend in Japan so if you're there (hehe) get to Osaka! Still, it's not like they need to translate a lot so it'll be here soooooooooooooooon.

The official website is below:

http://www.capcom.co.jp/sf4/

Ryu looks...strange. But it's possibly because they spent all their time animating Chun Li's thighs of doom. Yay.

Smash Brothers: Final Smash Mash Up

Yes, Star Fox did go there against Dedede. One of my faves for sure, although the Ice Climbers' move was pretty awesome.

Wii: Super Smash Brothers Brawl Game Play Videos

Damn you weak bitches. Fight Zelda, fight! I hate how bitches get weak around their men (if you can count Kirby as a man.)

I'll definitely be checking this shit out February 10th, 2008. MmMMmm. Gotta kick me some Kirby ass!

Street Fighter IV: Teaser Trailer

Ooh?

Ryu is so so sexy!!

I haven't played fighters in a long ass time (Tekken!) but I will certainly be checking out the new SF. (Because I'm stupid.)

Super Smash Brothers Brawl: Moar Characters Revealed!

Travel to the official site, Smash Bro's Dojo, to see the most recent character list for Wii's "Super Smash Brothers Brawl" coming out December 3rd, 2007 for the Wii.

The most recent, as in, today's newest challenger.......

MR RESETTI!



...

*Crickets*

It's the mole dude from "Animal Crossing."

Oh, right.

Anyhoo, more importantly, when is Slippy Toad going to become a character? When will I get the much awaited chance to punch Slippy Toad into submission (or better, into a bloody toady non-whiny pulp)!? If Metroid gets two characters (suited Samus and hot bitch Samus) then I think it's far for Slippy to end up everyone's fave punching frog.