AHAHAHAHAH. Shoot 'Em Up POW!!

**SPOILAHHHHHS**



So, I watched "Shoot 'Em Up," written and directed by Michael Davis and I must admit, he's come far since writing the masterpiece that was "Double Drivel." (Oh sorry, "Double Dragon.") Like, instead of having a terrible plot line, we now have none. EXCELLENT MOVE. Because now instead of worrying about who did what and what did who, it's all about shooting shit up and horrible one liners. (WIN!)

So if you enjoy senseless violence, sex, Paul "Pig Vomit" Giamatti and vegetables, this is the movie for you. This is also the movie for you if you don't/can't think, or if you thought the plot for Britney Spear's "Crossroads" or Shaq's "Kazaam" were too deep and complex. I just like looking at Clive Owens (although Monica Bellucci is pretty hot too.)

Ahhh. So bad, it's good.