COD4: Single Player Giggles

I had to share because I'm stupid.

I was playing Single Player today and there is mission where you have to escort the tank out of Bog and through that whole Crossfire map (or whatever the fuck it is)...

Well, once you clear out everything and your tank blasts the enemy tank away, it starts to move forward, rolling over the crudely set up enemy barricade on its way to the rendezvous point...

One of the marines was walking in front of our friendly tank when...CRUSH...it plowed right over him and I watched him crumple to the ground in a sorry heap.

And naturally, I laughed and forgot to take a screenshot.

But the best part--after it crushed the poor guy--was how the game calls out: "MAN DOWN!" like one of the OpFor was responsible.

Lies. I sawed the truth!! YOU DID IT FRIENDLY TANK!!