Wii Fitness: Weight Limit Revealed

So being an idiot, I actually want to get one of these Wii Fitness Boards. Why? Because I was Queen of the Sega Activator is why.



Anyhoo, according to Wii Fit, the board only hold ups to 136 kilos (~300 lbs). OH NOES! (Just kiddin'.)

According to the literature, it's coming out December 1st, 2007 in Japan and will be Y8,800 which is about $75 based on today's exchange rate. It will also be able to compute your BMI and check your Balance Age. (I can see me throwing the board out the window after a terrible reading though.)

Just an observation though...

On the Wii Fit site, their little favicon is Mario. But based on the stats, that fat fuck wouldn't be able to use it because he's pretty tubby eating all those mushrooms. Poor Mario. Your own company hates you.

*sniffles*