Jessica Biel in the New Street Fighter Movie (2008)!!!???

Source:

Rotten Tomatoes

I know this is old news to some, but it's news to me about the possibility of...Jessica Biel in the new Street Fighter Movie...that's supposed to be about Chun Li? Maybe they'll give Biel the old slant eyes and colour her hair "laven brack" like they did with all those Caucasian actresses in "South Pacific" or the "Flower Drum Song"? WTF!?



Look, I saw Blade Trinity and Biel is alright. She is a pretty hot bitch--I can admit these things--if you don't look at her face that much. But does she has Chun Li's thighs? I think not. You could kill a man (or two) with Chun Li's ham hocks. Actually, you could probably kill an elephant. Then again, I suppose I'd prefer Biel to that skinny bitch from "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"/"Transporter"/every other movie that needs a token asian bitch except for "Die Hard 4."

Or maybe they'll make Biel into Cammy and allow her to butcher the British accent again like she did in "The Prestige." (But if you ask me, Kylie Minogue still looks good so I suppose she could make a cameo in the new movie though I think in SF II Lore, Cammy's younger than Chun Li.)

Anyhoo, that was my random rant for the day. Don't even get me started about the rumour involving Jessica Biel playing the new Red Sonja. I would rather see Chyna Doll in that role--at least then it would be train-wreckingly good. Speaking of which, I think VH1 is coming out with a new series called, "Celebrity Rehab" starring Chyna amongst other train wrecks. *purr* I love VH1!!