So You Didn't Get Into Beta....

So what!

I was sad, and then my friend made fun of me and mah wittle asian eye (they're actually not that little thanks to my Ling Ling surgery--NOT):

...and told me to watch some Russell Peters. If you have never heard of him, and you're a big pussy about comedy and people making fun of your ethnicity, then this is not the video for you.

Check it out heyahhhhhh:

Russell Peters: Outsourced

You can thank me later.